Because when I hear Kiss from a Rose, the first thing I think of is BATMAN FOREVER

And now

SO WILL YOU



Note: This is the OFFICIAL music video

Sometime in 1995, Joel Schumacher and Seal took a look at this final cut and said to themselves

YES

THIS IS IT

THIS WILL BE

OUR MAGNUM OPUS

Dude straight up PUNTS a vibrator

Okay

So Skeletor is chasing He-Man in his badass rocket hoverjet while He-Man is fleeing like a punkass bitch in what might possibly be the most impractical land vehicle in this history of conveyance

So of course Skeletor rolls that chump like it's nothing

Lands all cool like and swaggers over to He-Man's now shattered ride all excited and shit

Dude's practically jumping out of his bone overalls at having finally caught He-Man in a raw situation

Armed with what looks like some kind of outrageous metallic sex toy

All brandishing it at He-Man like HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET ROCK HARD MY MUSCLEBOUND MANFOE

And then

All of a sudden

The greatest sequence in the history of Eternia takes place (skip to 2:17)

Somtimes

Sometimes you just gotta post some motherfucking Skeletor

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