It sucked
But of course I can't just say it was shit and move on to bigger and better things
No
That wouldn't be anywhere NEAR up to the standards of though provoking well reasoned analysis you have no doubt come to expect from this blog
So allow me
Dear reader
To set the scene
Imagine
For a moment
That you are in a spooky deserted hospital
It's midnight
Or some shit
Whatever
Point is it's fucking dark on whatever the hell basement level floor you are for some reason frequenting
Why are you there
You might ask
Because
Dear reader
You are
An idiot
This idiot specifically
Anyway
You've just entered an empty elevator
The doors close
The lights flicker
And then
You turn around
And there
Standing behind you
Is
