Treatise on tradition

Fuck tradition

Seriously

Tradition is such a copout reason to do anything

And like half the time people play the tradition card

It's something that they like doing ANYWAY

Or something that reminds them of the people that they share the tradition with

Hey dickmaster

Guess what

Triggering nostalgic memories of your life and/or actually enjoying an activity

Are significantly BETTER reasons to do something than WELL ITS TRADITION

Just because grandpa fucklestein and your dad used the same god damn stickball rules as great grandpa martin van buren fucklestein

And his father before him

Doesn't mean that you have to play stickball by smacking your opponent in the balls

With a stick

Seriously

That was not cool, fucklestein

I don't care if you're nuts about going nuts on my nuts or not man

But like

Don't try to justify your stupid routines by saying theyre tradition

Just man the fuck up

And own your weird ingrained enjoyment of otherwise unjustifiable bullshit

Like a fucking adult

I'm back bitches

See title

Unsent email theater

Basically

I just need some fucking information man

Otherwise I gotta fill in the blanks all by myself

And you know how mad libs go

Shit never ends up following the story they had in mind when they wrote it

Like

You never want to actually explain anything to anybody because explaining shit is too much of a hassle for you

Well not assuming shit based my own frame of reference is too much of a hassle for me

People make assumptions because the world is fucking filled with unknowns and leaps of logic and shit that requires immediate response

We have a highly evolved survival mechanism in our brains that is literally based around being able to jump to conclusions

Saying people need to stop assuming is like saying people need to stop being afraid of things they feel threatened by

You don't want people to make assumptions

You gotta fill in

The fucking blanks

The Bottom of this Beyblade is its most valuable part

Holy SHIT

They're tops

TOPS

This is like someone writing a POG strategy guide

Complete with advice on POG technique

It's like that time I was at the drugstore and had my mind BLOWN by the existence of SPINZ

And that was before I saw the article on the subject

But guys

GUYS

"That is all I need for about 35.00 Dollars maybe because im getting some from japan I dont want to spend all my money there."

The best part of course is the first response

"if u want all of them for $35 ur goin to have a hard time. Uriel and Gabriel alone cost that much"

We live in a world

Where the exchange rate

Of the US dollar

To the Bayblade

Is SEVENTEEN-POINT-FIVE TO ONE



BEYBLADES

Captain Lou Albano > Library Science

Yeah

I went there









Welp

If you complain about fonts you're a douchebag

Chronotrigger and Earthbound: Basically the same person

PROOF

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