If you complain about fonts you're a douchebag

My first mistake of course being browsing the site to begin with

So I'm browsing tvtropes.org because apparently I hate myself

And through some inscrutable and eldritch series of random links I stumble upon this page

Being the naive optimist I am I make the mistake of attempting to read said page

And this

Dear readers

Was my second mistake

->Examples

-->Anime&Manga

--->Third bullet down

"Happens all the time to Polly from Samurai Pizza Cats. They usually disguard her Tsundere personallity and portray her as a Purity Sue."

The question of why the person who added this to the wiki has apparently read so many Samurai Pizza Cats fanfics that PATTERNS have started to emerge was the first thing that popped into my head

However a much greater problem is raised by the tacit implication that there are ENOUGH of these dubious literary works to make such a generalization to BEGIN with

A question further posed by the fact that this person would not be complaining about this shortcoming in Samurai Pizza Cat fan fiction

Unless they believed deep down that it were possible for something that falls into the distinguished category of Samurai Pizza Cats Fanfic TO BE OBJECTIVELY GOOD

The question of whether or not there is

Somewhere out there

A place

Where Samurai Pizza Cats fan fiction is not only accepted

But UNIRONICALLY ANTICIPATED

nnrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh

Not enough words

Okay

I don't know what this is

Or where it came from

But

BLAM



From the guitar overlay to the x-treme announcer's ridiculous narrative puns to the fucking BLAM CAM

Sombody call the BLAMBULANCE



It's just

It's just fucking beautiful

Watch out for that BLAMERANG



So take note people

Because this

This



Is ART