You may recall my in depth analysis of the relative merits of the scientific study of libraries and the man behind the second greatest live action rendition of Mario in history from a few days ago
It has been brought to my attention that this masterful piece of scholarship has garnered a response
And
I'm going to level with you
I remain
Unconvinced
Now I have to admit that calling me out on being secretly infatuated with Library Science but lacking the nerve to ask her to the 8th grade dance is a pretty valid point
And honestly
It wouldn't be so bad
If I could just ask her in person
But I am a pretty loud guy
And Library Science gets spooked by anything above a low whisper
Which limits my options of communication severely
Because have you ever tried contacting Library Science
With anything of an order remotely more advanced than a 19th century telegraph
It is borderline fucking impossible
She doesn't understand how cell phones work
Or the internet
It's like she is trapped in the past
Which to be fair is part of why I am all up ons
Being perpetually stuck in the 20th century myself
It kind of makes me wish she'd take a page
From the book of Captain Lou
Because paying a buck fifty for the first minute
And thirty-five cents for every additional minute
For a chance to be RANDOMLY selected
To have a LIVE conversation with Library Science
Would probably save me like several thousand dollars
In the money equivalent of the time I've spent
Trying to ask this flighty field of study out
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