Fuck tradition
Seriously
Tradition is such a copout reason to do anything
And like half the time people play the tradition card
It's something that they like doing ANYWAY
Or something that reminds them of the people that they share the tradition with
Hey dickmaster
Guess what
Triggering nostalgic memories of your life and/or actually enjoying an activity
Are significantly BETTER reasons to do something than WELL ITS TRADITION
Just because grandpa fucklestein and your dad used the same god damn stickball rules as great grandpa martin van buren fucklestein
And his father before him
Doesn't mean that you have to play stickball by smacking your opponent in the balls
With a stick
Seriously
That was not cool, fucklestein
I don't care if you're nuts about going nuts on my nuts or not man
But like
Don't try to justify your stupid routines by saying theyre tradition
Just man the fuck up
And own your weird ingrained enjoyment of otherwise unjustifiable bullshit
Like a fucking adult
