Treatise on tradition

Fuck tradition

Seriously

Tradition is such a copout reason to do anything

And like half the time people play the tradition card

It's something that they like doing ANYWAY

Or something that reminds them of the people that they share the tradition with

Hey dickmaster

Guess what

Triggering nostalgic memories of your life and/or actually enjoying an activity

Are significantly BETTER reasons to do something than WELL ITS TRADITION

Just because grandpa fucklestein and your dad used the same god damn stickball rules as great grandpa martin van buren fucklestein

And his father before him

Doesn't mean that you have to play stickball by smacking your opponent in the balls

With a stick

Seriously

That was not cool, fucklestein

I don't care if you're nuts about going nuts on my nuts or not man

But like

Don't try to justify your stupid routines by saying theyre tradition

Just man the fuck up

And own your weird ingrained enjoyment of otherwise unjustifiable bullshit

Like a fucking adult