It sucked
But of course I can't just say it was shit and move on to bigger and better things
No
That wouldn't be anywhere NEAR up to the standards of though provoking well reasoned analysis you have no doubt come to expect from this blog
So allow me
Dear reader
To set the scene
Imagine
For a moment
That you are in a spooky deserted hospital
It's midnight
Or some shit
Whatever
Point is it's fucking dark on whatever the hell basement level floor you are for some reason frequenting
Why are you there
You might ask
Because
Dear reader
You are
An idiot
This idiot specifically
Anyway
You've just entered an empty elevator
The doors close
The lights flicker
And then
You turn around
And there
Standing behind you
Is
Originally the I was going to make a joke here about the fact that she's basically Rei Ayanami with a dye job
But let's be real
If motherfucking Rei Ayanami were suddenly behind you
Instead of this fucking shitlord
It would have ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED in being CREEPY AS FUCK
God
Anyway let's get down to explaining why this shit is retarded
So our protagonist doesn't see anything strange about this
Either because he's an idiot
Or because she was ACTUALLY IN THE ELEVATOR THE ENTIRE TIME
But that would be silly right
The anime would have to have like
The editorial equivalent of an unreliable narrator
But that would just be retarded
Right?
RIGHT??
So the main character's first response is NOT to suspect this creepy pale girl of being either a ghost or a ninja
Or possibly some kind of combination of the two
Seriously missed opportunity btws
Anyway he strikes up a conversation with her that consists primarily of him being generically anime male lead friendly and her being generically reticently cryptic as fuck
Then she gets off at the morgue and wanders away into the darkness
Carrying a requisite CREEPY DOLL
That's another thing about
Well
Another
Creepy dolls
First five episodes
Every time they change scenes
They cut to a random creepy doll for like
Two seconds
Then play the next scene
Which might lead you to think
Hm
Dolls must be some kind of important element to this story right
I mean
The only alternative to this would be that the anime
Is just intentionally fucking with me
But that would just be retarded
Right?
RIGHT??????
For those of you following along at home
You have probably by now figured out what my first complaint about this anime is going to be
But I'll go over it in a future post for all the kids in class with eyepatches and hair antennae and generic anime protagonist syndrome who weren't paying attention
You know who you are
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